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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
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Breaking News: White people are awkward

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But don’t worry, it can happen to anyone

Just embrace the awkwardness

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When teachers don’t realize that the school year is over and they keep giving you work to do.

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That awkward moment when you watch a Disney movie from your childhood

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And at the end you’re just like:

While the other members of your family are like:

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13 year old bitches who thinks they’re cool if they say they’re not a virgin anymore or they smoke, or they do drugs…

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The moment you’re laughing so hard and you try to stop. But you look at the person and laugh again.

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When your best friend is making a presentation at school

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Ahaha

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I took a walk in the park yesterday the first time in a long time. I passed many kinds of people: Men sitting down at tables chatting, woman in clusters walking down the pathway…It was refreshing to see. Then I saw children at play. They were riding bikes, skateboards, running around chasing each other, playing on the playground and that got me thinking….I’m getting old. It reminded me of how I used to play like that, but now I enjoy staying home and resting. Gaah.